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Title: Men Teaching Classes for Women at The Adult Learning Center
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URL Source: http://stories-etc.com/classes.htm
Published: Aug 29, 2013
Author: Interwebs
Post Date: 2013-08-29 07:02:37 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 134
Comments: 4

Men Teaching Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sun, June 26, 2011 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
 . 

Class 1 
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
 

Class 2 
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
 
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
 

Class 3 
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group Debate.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 4 
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
 
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 
 

Class 5 
Curling Irons--
Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6 
How to Ask Questions During Commercials
and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7 
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds
of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
 ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8 
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
 
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9  
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
 
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10 
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes
Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
 
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. 
 

Class 11 
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
   

Class 12 
How to Shop by Yourself.
 
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 


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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Classes for Women at The Adult Learning Center

Are dashing metrosexuals allowed to participate? If not, I may be willing to go full blown homo. Can Obie and Reggie come with me?

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-08-29   7:44:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Should You Beat Her Once a Day and Twice on Sundays - Or Is The Other Way Around Better?

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-08-29   11:52:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

This was hilarious.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-08-29   13:18:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#1)

I actually dated many metrosexuals in my lifeteime. I enjoyed their company tremendously. All I can say is thank goodness there are some men who know how to dress when seen with a lady. Even if he carries a man purse I don't care. Even if he's gay, I don't care. I learned how to dress by a gay man, for success in the business world. He was sophisticated with good manners and was a trainer for many aspiring models in teaching them poise on the runway. So, kudos to the metrosexuals out there. You put some of us ladies to pure shame with manner of style and apparel. But some of us (like me) appreciate that.

purplerose  posted on  2013-08-29   14:42:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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