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Title: Turtle Gets Lots and Lots of Stuff
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Published: Aug 29, 2013
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2013-08-29 19:31:29 by Turtle
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Views: 305
Comments: 5

My father went to permanently live on Turtle Island last week. My mother went six weeks before that. Both went in their sleep, both went at home, and my sister found both.

My father got five extra years since he had a quintuple bypass, prostate cancer and diabetes. My mother got ten years extra because of breaking her hip twice and smoking for 60 years, so her blood vessels were almost clogged.

And I got lots of lots of stuff! My dad's Chevy Lumina, which cost $150 to fix a few problems, his tools, and two suitcases full of various stuff. I wish I had more parents so when they went I'd get their stuff, too!

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#2. To: Turtle (#0)

Your sister just happens to find both of them dead and you don't find that suspicious? Jeez! Hope they got a proper burial and not the standard flushing down the toilet.

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#5. To: Obnoxicated (#2)

Your sister just happens to find both of them dead and you don't find that suspicious? Jeez! Hope they got a proper burial and not the standard flushing down the toilet.

We had them cremated and buried together. It's amazing how heavy ashes are.

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