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Published: Aug 31, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-08-31 19:36:20 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Views: 440
Comments: 22

Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

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#1. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#0)

twue, twue - thanks.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-08-31   19:43:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#0)

racist :P

christine  posted on  2013-08-31   20:21:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#2)

Contractor Humor...

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-08-31   21:00:39 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#3)

LOL


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-31   21:16:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#0)


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-31   21:19:25 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: farmfriend (#5)

Some engineers from the U.S. Geological Survey were checking property lines when they discovered an area where the New Hampshire and Maine border had been drawn incorrectly many years before and would have to be changed.

They stopped to inform a farmer he was no longer in Maine, but instead his farm was in New Hampshire.

After a long pause, he grunted and said, “That’s good. I couldn’t take another one of these Maine winters.”

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-08-31   21:25:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: farmfriend (#5)

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her grandpa’s room.

“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”

“What?” asked her grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog, because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World!”

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-08-31   21:27:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: farmfriend (#5)

A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?" The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep." The man says, "And the Viagra?" "Keeps him from falling out of bed."

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-08-31   21:29:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: X-15 (#7)

An old man is sitting on his porch widling on some wood and he sees see a boy of about 12-13 walking by his house carrying something white and grey about 12 feet behind him

"Hey son what ya carrying behind you there" he asks

"duck tape" the boy replied

"Well that sure is a long piece of duck tape what are you possibly going to use all that duck tape for" he ask.

"Why im going to go catch me a bunch of ducks" he says.

The old man starts laughing and says "boy you arent to bright are you? Dont you know you cant catch ducks with duck tape? I aint heard such foolishiness in all my years on earth." as the boy walked on down the road the old man went back to widdling concerned for the future of the nation.

30 minutes later the same boy comes walking back on the same path right in front of the old mans house carrying the same strip of duck tape with 24 ducks stuck to it quacking to beat the band.

The very next day the old man is again sitting on his front porch widdling and sees the same boy walk past carrying 20 feet of screen behind him

"Hey boy what do you got this time?" he asks

"I got me a lenght of chickenwire from my old mans basement."

"Well what ya you going to do with all that chicken wire anyway?"

"I'm going on down the road to catch me some chickens of course."

"Tarnations son you must be touched in the head! Everyone with a lick of sence knows you cant catch no chickens with chicken wire. How do your parents let you out of the house to roam alone in intelegent society with a clear concience anyway." with tht he goes back to widdling and mumbling to himself about the higher caliber of youth when he was the boys age.

30 minutes later the boy comes back past the old mans house with the chicken wire and 40 chickens caught in it trying desperatly to get away but to no avail.

The third day comes along and the old man is sitting on his porch widdling away and he sees the same boy walking past his house with about 30 plants trailing behind him.

"Hey boy want do you got there this time?"

"pussywillow."

"sakes alive! Hang on a minute son let me go get my coat."


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-31   21:32:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: X-15, Lod (#8)


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-31   21:38:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: farmfriend (#9)

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking...

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the shit out of them first!"

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-08-31   21:38:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: X-15 (#11)

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO

It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.

An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.

He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.

It seems to be getting closer!

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly.

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him going much faster.

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari" the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.

WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!

He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-31   21:44:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: farmfriend (#10)

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-08-31   21:49:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: X-15 (#13)


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-08-31   23:44:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: farmfriend (#5)

She should have brushed that thing before hanging it out. I wonder if Gene Simmons let her know she really isn't all that original. lol

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2013-09-01   0:05:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: abraxas (#15)

I wonder if Gene Simmons let her know she really isn't all that original.

LOL yeah nothing new under the sun.


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-09-01   2:08:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: farmfriend (#16)

Nope.....what about the dancing bears and wasted bear outfit? Does she think nobody remembers the Grateful Dead?

Doesn't wasted bear outfit scream all grown up? lol

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2013-09-01   16:07:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: abraxas (#17)

Nope.....what about the dancing bears and wasted bear outfit?

I didn't watch the video but when you say dancing bear, what I think of is:

In searching for that one I found this:


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-09-01   16:23:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: farmfriend (#12)

The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror."

Now that's funny - thanks.

(I know that I've seen it, but it's been a while.)

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-01   16:29:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: All (#19)

let's see if this works -

What's black and white, and all red?

Buckwheat.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-01   16:31:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Lod (#19)

All he wanted was a truck

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck.

She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

He did just that.

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Sometimes,no matter how hard you try,there just ain't no pleasing them!


A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.

Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:

Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.

farmfriend  posted on  2013-09-01   18:09:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: farmfriend (#21)

Damn.

That will get ya killed.

Goodness, ff.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-01   18:16:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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