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Published: Aug 31, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-08-31 19:36:20 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal
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Some engineers from the U.S. Geological Survey were checking property lines when they discovered an area where the New Hampshire and Maine border had been drawn incorrectly many years before and would have to be changed. They stopped to inform a farmer he was no longer in Maine, but instead his farm was in New Hampshire. After a long pause, he grunted and said, “That’s good. I couldn’t take another one of these Maine winters.”
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her grandpa’s room. “Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!” “What?” asked her grandpa. “Make a noise like a frog, because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World!”
A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, "Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?" The nurse explains, "The hot chocolate will help him sleep." The man says, "And the Viagra?" "Keeps him from falling out of bed."
She should have brushed that thing before hanging it out. I wonder if Gene Simmons let her know she really isn't all that original. lol
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