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Title: Help Dakmar raise 57 dollars
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Published: Sep 19, 2013
Author: dakmar
Post Date: 2013-09-19 20:47:03 by Dakmar
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Views: 730
Comments: 12
I need the clamp and the flagpole, already have a "Don't Tread On Me" flag ready. Feel free to send prepared ham products in lieu of patriotic support. (1 image)
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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)
How many canned hams do you need?
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. 57. Duh!
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
Will Spam work?
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
What about habanero peppers?
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Spam is fine, I think I've fine tuned the numerology on this. 911 / 13 colonies + 5 for the Pentagon, subtract sales tax. Now take AK over 15, carry the percentage of preservatives and preservative by-products, and then we'll know exactly how much crap we're up against.
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
Divide by six, I think. corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
I've only got one flag these days (see my sig), and I'd be mighty careful about pork products:
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#2. To: Esso (#1)
#3. To: Dakmar (#2)
#4. To: Dakmar (#2)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#5. To: All (#3)
#6. To: Lod (#3)
#7. To: Esso (#4)
What about habanero peppers?
#8. To: Dakmar (#0)
-Alex Kurtagic
#9. To: X-15 (#8)
So you don't want to help me set up an inner city exchange to trade bicycle parts?
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
#10. To: Dakmar (#9)
Count me out. I'm trying to corner the fedora market. Can't have a good depression without lots of hats. So you don't want to help me set up an inner city exchange to trade bicycle parts?
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#11. To: Dakmar (#9)
I wish I could help but I've got two rifle projects going at once, I'm tapped out. Maybe you could qualify for a TARP bailout?? God bless......
-Alex Kurtagic
#12. To: X-15 (#11)
I'm sure Eric Holder will help once I explain. It's long been a dream of mine to help kids who just want to build neat bicycles, and not murder innocent little girls in the process. Maybe you could qualify for a TARP bailout?
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
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