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Title: The Difference Between Guts and Balls
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Published: Sep 20, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-09-20 10:55:31 by James Deffenbach
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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the Balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

A joke I heard years ago:

Why doesn't Hillary wear any underwear?

So she can get a better grip on her broomstick.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-09-20   11:13:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#1)

Think Bill was the one who came up with that one?

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2013-09-20   11:37:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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