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Title: A REAL woman is a man's best friend
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Published: Sep 20, 2013
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2013-09-20 15:04:08 by X-15
Keywords: None
Views: 300
Comments: 3

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... .
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No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

Never mind.


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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

i knew there had to be a punchline. ;)

To question is to value the ideal of truth more highly than the loyalties to nation, religion, race, or ideology.

christine  posted on  2013-09-20   16:47:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: X-15 (#0)

Lock your dog in the car trunk for an hr. Open the trunk and see how glad he is to see you.

Do the same with your wife and run for your life.

Itistoolate  posted on  2013-09-20   16:58:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: X-15 (#0)

Excellent, thank you.


"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers" ~ Thomas Pynchon Gravity's Rainbow

wudidiz  posted on  2013-09-20   23:51:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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