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Title: Weyland announces revolutionary Internet Explorer partnership
Source: http://www.weylandindustries.com
URL Source: http://www.weylandindustries.com/press
Published: May 14, 2075
Author: .
Post Date: 2013-09-21 16:42:02 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 79
Comments: 2

San Francisco, CA - May 14, 2075

Today, Weyland Industries, the Earth's leader in communications, electronics and strategic interstellar investments, announces the first step in a move towards planetary network ubiquity through a strategic partnership with the Internet Explorer team.

The partnership will utilize Internet Explorer technology to fuel Weyland Corporation websites and applications. The first Weyland solution utilizing Internet Explorer technology will be unveiled on Wednesday. The Weyland Careers Training Center will provide prospective candidates for Project Prometheus evaluation as well as streamlining the application process for those that hope to be a member of this historical project.

"We are proud to partner with Weyland Industries, the galaxy's most respected electronics manufacturer, joining forces will provide great benefits to both Weyland Industries as well as Internet Explorer customers," stated spokesperson for Internet Explorer. "Since Internet Explorer spearheaded the earth-wide 'Wi-Fi Access Movement of 2029,' information collection, absorption and dissemination has been faster, freer and more intuitive for both Earth based citizens and, in the near future, those across galaxies."

For Weyland the choice to partner with the Internet Explorer team was simple, given Internet Explorer's long history of providing enterprise and galaxy-wide communications systems. Internet Explorer products are consistently more robust, providing inherent privacy and protection far beyond the capabilities of any other service licensed by the Interplanetary Telecommunications and Standardization Governing Body, Rule: 1492.

"A partnership was only natural given the history of these two companies," expressed Sheila Meridian, citizen relations councilor, Weyland Industries. "Now our products and services will be more in sync than ever. And that's good for consumers on every planet," says Meridian.

This extraordinary partnership paves the way for further joint product development and promises a new era of advanced communications for every citizen of the galaxy.

Weyland Industries will continue to assess Internet Explorer technology and apply solutions across Weyland to standardize how both employees and prospective employees interact with systems and perform tasks from home finances, to new device innovation, to world building.

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

No clue the point of all this whoop, whoop; but using Internet Exploder is never a good idea, imo

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-21   16:53:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0)

Internet Explorer

What's that???

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frederic Bastiat

Southern Style  posted on  2013-09-21   18:39:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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