Turtle has noticed for years there are two kinds of women who hate him. The first are overweight, unattractive, unpleasant, not very bright - and not married. Even if the lost weight they would not have nice faces or bodies.
The second time are scrawny, over the hill (which they try to hide with makeup and clothes), unpleasant, not very bright - and divorced.
Apparently what they all have in common are men problems. Of course, being unattractive, unpleasant, and not very bright will do that to a woman.
Turtle has never understood why they happen to focus on him.