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Title: The Two Kinds of Women Who Hate Turtle
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Published: Oct 6, 2013
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2013-10-06 08:32:51 by Turtle
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Views: 212
Comments: 6

Turtle has noticed for years there are two kinds of women who hate him.

The first are overweight, unattractive, unpleasant, not very bright - and not married. Even if the lost weight they would not have nice faces or bodies.

The second time are scrawny, over the hill (which they try to hide with makeup and clothes), unpleasant, not very bright - and divorced.

Apparently what they all have in common are men problems. Of course, being unattractive, unpleasant, and not very bright will do that to a woman.

Turtle has never understood why they happen to focus on him.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Are there only two kinds of women who hate Turtle? I would have thought that ALL KINDS of women ......

Shoonra  posted on  2013-10-06   9:10:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Are there only two kinds of women who hate Turtle? I would have thought that ALL KINDS of women ......

Women who are smart, funny, and interesting are always immediately attracted to Turtle. The only two kinds who almost immediately hate Turtle are the two kinds just mentioned.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-10-06   9:24:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle is running out of new material.

The substance of this thread has been posted here before.

Turtle should strive to be less judgemental & more tolerant and accepting of those different from him.

Remember the wisdom of Ben Franklin, "All cats appear gray in the dark".

; )

Buzzard  posted on  2013-10-06   13:09:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The substance of this thread has been posted here before.

Turtle believes you are hallucinating.

Does you mother know you are on dope?!?!?

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-10-06   14:22:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Turtle believes you are hallucinating.

Does you mother know you are on dope

1) Belief is what one is forced to operate under when they are not in possession of facts.

2a) I'm so clean I could pass any UA in existence.

2b) She's been dead for decades. I doubt that the subject is of any interest to her.

Now, to defend the honor (and memory) of Buzzard against the spurious charges put forth by a reptile....

To the members of 4um and the defendant, I present exhibit A.

Women Either Love or Hate Turtle
Published: May 14, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-05-14 12:18:47 by Turtle

In which the reptile in question, himself asserted:

Women are aren't too smart, insensitive and lack perception, with no sense of humor, hate Turtle and generally try to kill him.

The ones who especially try to kill him are the unattractive overweight ones.

Buzzard stands by his charge that Turtle is recycling old material.

But being the benevolent and forgiving winged predator that he is, Buzzard is willing to accept the apology of Turtle over brandy and cohibas at Turtles expense and convenience.

Buzzard  posted on  2013-10-06   16:00:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

brandy and cohibas

I've give it to you that you know your cigars, and that brandy goes with cigars.

However, they're mine! Mine, I tell you! All mine! BWAHAHA!!!

I might share a Punch with some iced vanilla latte with some Kahlua in it, though.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2013-10-06   16:45:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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