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Title: Turtle's Favorite Joke
Source: YouTube
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Published: Oct 31, 2013
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2013-10-31 14:32:24 by Turtle
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Views: 240
Comments: 5

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

That's so stoopid, it's funny.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-10-31   15:30:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You shall be slapped with a wet noodle.

"If an angry bigot assumes this bountiful cause of Abolition, and comes to me with his last news from Barbados, why should I not say to him, 'Go love thy infant; love thy wood-chopper: be good-natured and modest; have that grace; and never varnish your hard, uncharitable ambition with this incredible tenderness for black folk a thousand miles off. Thy love afar is spite at home.'"
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance

Prefrontal Vortex  posted on  2013-10-31   16:11:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Hahahaaa! That one got me laughing.

Support bacteria.

(The world needs more culture)

Obnoxicated  posted on  2013-10-31   16:52:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

An old biker from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 100 acre spread in the Ozarks. One day while out in the back 40, he came across another man on on the fence line. The man told him he was his next door neighbor and he was having a get-together the coming weekend. He said: I have to warn you though, there will be alot of drinking at this party. The city slicker said no problem. There will also be sex going on. No problem he responded. Well, There will probably be some fighting too. I think I can handle myself, claimed the new neighbor. As he rode off, he turned and asked the party host. "By the way, what should I wear at the party" The man, responded "Oh, it don't matter, It's only going to be me and you!" "By the way My name's Turtle"

“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele

“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb

“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm  posted on  2013-10-31   17:44:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Too clever turn of the screw.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-10-31   17:58:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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