Title: The Science Behind Big Butts - Well-Rounded Research Source:
You Tube URL Source:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpd0VTkixlA Published:Nov 1, 2013 Author:Young Turks/Oxford Research Post Date:2013-11-01 23:20:10 by abraxas Keywords:None Views:396 Comments:24
It has been reported that Scientists from the University of Oxford and Churchill Hospital in the United Kingdom have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent, but also resistant to chronic illnesses. One of the many conclusions and explanations behind these finding include: A big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development. The researchers also found that the children born to women with wider hips are intellectually superior to the children of slimmer, less curvy mothers.
The Researchers analyzed and compared female belly fat with the legs, hips and buttocks, finding that the fat from the lower body of women seems to have a wide range of health related benefit versus fat located on other parts of the body.
That theory can be disproven by surveying the inhabitants of any ghetto, trailer park or walmart.
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that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent, but also resistant to chronic illnesses.
Riggght...uh huh....so the First Lady breaks common wisdom??? at least as related to the increased intelligence part...cough, cough, barf, vomit, eyes bleeding....
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Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil. ~ Unk (Paraphrase of Clarke's 3rd Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.")
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.
Yeah, well, forgive me for my recitation of physical distress at the idea of Michie's fat butt equaling increased IQ.
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"Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide. ~ Gautama Siddhartha The Buddha
Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil. ~ Unk (Paraphrase of Clarke's 3rd Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.")
I am just sure that her Exaltedness would not be pleased.
This is a good thing. ;-)
"Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide. ~ Gautama Siddhartha The Buddha
Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil. ~ Unk (Paraphrase of Clarke's 3rd Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.")
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Riggght...uh huh....so the First Lady breaks common wisdom??? at least as related to the increased intelligence part...cough, cough, barf, vomit, eyes bleeding....
She is taking million dollar vacations on your/our dime. : )
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