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Choosing a Username at HealthCare.org
"You must enter a password to proceed."
-roses
"Sorry, too few characters."
-pretty roses
"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."
-1 pretty rose
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."
-1prettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."
-1fuckingprettyrose
"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."
-1FUCKINGprettyrose
"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."
-1FuckingPrettyRose
"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."
- 1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!
"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation marks."
-1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow
"Sorry, that password is already taken."