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4play See other 4play Articles Title: TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. DINING OUT 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY) 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. WEDDINGS 1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. DRIVING ETIQUETTE 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight. TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A REDNECK MURDER: 1. All the DNA is the same. Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top Page Up Full Thread Page Down Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 2.
#2. To: farmfriend (#0)
Yeah, I sure forgot that one, once........
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