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Title: Sacrificing Evil Cats
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Published: Jan 27, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-01-27 18:47:07 by Turtle
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I had a dream last night I sacrificed my girlfriend's evil cat and my pug came back. Only he was a zombie. A zombie pug. He'd still be better than a cat. The problem with a kitten is that/It always turns into a cat.
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#1. To: Turtle, abraxas, farmfriend (#0)
Don't pugs descend from monkey's??? 
-Alex Kurtagic
#2. To: X-15 (#1)
Damn!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#3. To: X-15 (#1)
A: What do you get if you cross T. Roosevelt and W. Churchill?
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
#4. To: Dakmar (#3) (Edited)
Edit- oh crap
-Alex Kurtagic
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
And/ are able 'to' detect cut-n'paste bullCRAp? The problem with a kitten is that/It always turns into a cat.
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
#6. To: X-15 (#4) (Edited)
I don't know and I'm a little afraid to ask "what?", but do tell.
corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus
#7. To: X-15 (#1)
LOL
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