1. Toaster = broken. Language = ruined.
2. All I know is that I do not know anything Socrates
3. The sad smiley is a like a red rag to a bull for grammar snobs.
4. Only use your car on Thursdays.
5. FYI: Brritos are popular in cold weather.
6. Meet Ronald McDonald, and chastise him on his poor signmanship.
7. Are they shut, or is this a comment on the intimacy of your relationship with them?