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Title: Two Italians (PG-13)
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Published: Mar 1, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-03-01 14:51:25 by James Deffenbach
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Views: 193
Comments: 6

Venanzio and Lorenzo were sitting on a bench in a New York park.

"Hey," said Venanzio, "do you likea biga fat woman with a longa straggley hair?"

"No, I'ma no likea dat!" replied Lorenzo.

"Den, you likea da woman with a garlic comin' from her mouth alla da time?" inquired Venanzio.

"Nope, I'ma no likea dat kinda either!" replied Lorenzo.

"You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicose veins, no?" asks Venanzio.

"Notta me!" answered Lorenzo.

"Den whya you keepa screwin' my wife?" Venanzio asked.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Damn, JD.

Lod  posted on  2014-03-01   15:12:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Lod, I was looking through some stuff I had accumulated, some of it for years, and found a comment I had saved that a poster who went by dogbyte12 had posted to TLBSHOW on LP. Man, it was funny! If you want to have some good, deep belly laughs look at some of that. Here is the one I had saved:

#33. To: TLBSHOW (#32)

2 dogbyte12 5:3-5

The anti christ shall be known by his words and deeds. Look ye at a man who yells weep weep like a freaking retard, that man shall stalk Ann Coulter. Beware of him, for he is the spawn of lucifer, cast out cherubim, and he shall be known as ReTard, anti christ extraordinaire.

dogbyte12 posted on 2002-11-03 15:59:08 ET Reply Trace

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-03-01   19:38:33 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

TLBSHOW

I haven't seen that handle since he got booted from FR.

Buzzard  posted on  2014-03-02   10:12:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Todd was posting over at Stone's place last I heard.

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-03-02   10:43:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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