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Published: Mar 1, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-03-01 14:51:25 by James Deffenbach
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Venanzio and Lorenzo were sitting on a bench in a New York park.

"Hey," said Venanzio, "do you likea biga fat woman with a longa straggley hair?"

"No, I'ma no likea dat!" replied Lorenzo.

"Den, you likea da woman with a garlic comin' from her mouth alla da time?" inquired Venanzio.

"Nope, I'ma no likea dat kinda either!" replied Lorenzo.

"You musta likea da woman with a big, thicka hips anna varicose veins, no?" asks Venanzio.

"Notta me!" answered Lorenzo.

"Den whya you keepa screwin' my wife?" Venanzio asked.

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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)

Damn, JD.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-03-01   15:12:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Lod, I was looking through some stuff I had accumulated, some of it for years, and found a comment I had saved that a poster who went by dogbyte12 had posted to TLBSHOW on LP. Man, it was funny! If you want to have some good, deep belly laughs look at some of that. Here is the one I had saved:

#33. To: TLBSHOW (#32)

2 dogbyte12 5:3-5

The anti christ shall be known by his words and deeds. Look ye at a man who yells weep weep like a freaking retard, that man shall stalk Ann Coulter. Beware of him, for he is the spawn of lucifer, cast out cherubim, and he shall be known as ReTard, anti christ extraordinaire.

dogbyte12 posted on 2002-11-03 15:59:08 ET Reply Trace

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-03-01   19:38:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#23. To: TLBSHOW (#18)

Do you get a hard-on every time you call someone the anti-christ?

Central Scrutiniser posted on 2002-11-03 13:31:18 ET Reply Trace #24. To: Central Scrutiniser (#23)

Ya think he can actually get one of those?

This is a great example of why I never participated there.

What discourse...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-03-01   19:46:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL! Well, as Shirley Q. Liquor would say, "To each they own." ahaha.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-03-01   20:18:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

TLBSHOW

I haven't seen that handle since he got booted from FR.

Buzzard  posted on  2014-03-02   10:12:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Todd was posting over at Stone's place last I heard.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-03-02   10:43:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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