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Title: CNN Suggests Aliens Or Time Travelers Abducted Malaysia Airlines Flight 370; World Proceeds To Facepalm In Unison .
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PerezHilton
URL Source: http://perezhilton.com/2014-05-08-c ... lism-death-rattle#.U2whSFcYaHS
Published: May 8, 2014
Author: PerezHilton
Post Date: 2014-05-08 20:30:53 by Lorie Meacham
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Views: 351
Comments: 6
That sound you just heard, that faint death rattle? That was journalism's last dying breath. Yup, the centuries old craft of reporting news finally kicked the f**king bucket! And, before you starting pointing any fingers, also us to direct your attention to this: CNN has been caught red handed. You know the enigma surrounding the missing Malaysian airplane? Those scruple-free newsmen and women have been milking that mystery for two months, but their 24/7 tragedy coverage might have finally just crossed the line! In a "scientific" poll they conducted, the cable news network asked fans and followers whether they thought Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was… wait for it… wait for it… abducted by space aliens, time travelers, or perhaps even beings from another dimension!!! What!? SERIOUSLY! In case you were wondering, 9% of those who responded to the asinine inquiry said it was likely that the aliens/time travelers/inter-dimensional beings played a part in the plane's disappearance. See the pic (below)! cnn poll malaysian flight 370 aliens time travelers Ugh! How disconcerting! The real story, though, is how low CNN sank to indulge any wackadoo theory that might be good for TV ratings or internet clicks!! We expected better from you!!! What happened to raising the bar on public discourse? Disappointment, thy name is Wolf Blitzer!!! [Image via CNN.] Read more: http://perezhilton.com/2014-05-08-cnn-scientific-poll-aliens-malaysia-flight-370-insane-journalism-death-rattle#ixzz31AqAclSz
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#1. To: Lorie Meacham (#0)
Please. As on 9.11, this plane was remote-controlled to who knows where...most likely Diego Garcia to await its next mission. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
The Malaysian government has been lying from the beginning about this case. The first 2 to 4 days they had people searching in an area where they knew the plane could not be since they knew it turned around on radar and did not bother to tell any of the countries searching for the plane this info. I think the Malaysian government is covering something up that they probably did. I think they shot the plane out of the air as it came back because they thought the pilot might be suicidal and might be targeting the prime minister for what he believed was a political attack on his friend and opposition leader by convicting him of Sodomy.
God is always good!
I think it landed in Area 51.
With Champagne wishes and Caviar dreams for all of The Passengers!! Please remove all of your carry-on bags and depart at the designated exits indicated by the stewardesses.......
#2. To: Lorie Meacham (#0)
#3. To: Lod (#1)
#4. To: Cynicom (#3)
I think it landed in Area 51.
-Alex Kurtagic
#5. To: X-15, Cynicom, 4 (#4)
lol - why not? It damn sure didn't crash.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#6. To: Lod (#5)
The Anunnaki are showing up worldwide! - "Pulsating Orbs of Light" - UFO's!
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