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Title: Turtle Swallows a Bug
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Published: May 27, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-05-27 15:09:05 by Turtle
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Turtle swallowed a bug riding his motorcycle. I don't know what kind it was. I once hit a bird with my right turn signal, ran over a cat, hit a dog, and also hit a rabbit. I also ran into the back of a truck looking at a girl.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Try taking a junebug in the forehead at 70 mph. Feels like a damn deerslug.
Support bacteria. (The world needs more culture)
The first time a June bug landed on my three-and-one-half-year-old niece she shrieked like someone was trying to skin her alive. And a five-year-old girl the first time she experienced a cicada? Girls and bugs do not mix.
"Have Brain, Will Travel
Turtle ran into the back of a truck looking at a SHOE. : ) " If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11 "Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
LMAO!!!!!
#2. To: Obnoxicated (#1)
#3. To: Turtle (#0)
I also ran into the back of a truck looking at a girl.
#4. To: abraxas (#3)
-Alex Kurtagic
#5. To: Turtle (#2)
The girl I with whom I used to study in my college entomology class could've easily passed for Salma Hayek's HOT younger sister. Her favorite bug was the Lepidoptera. Girls and bugs do not mix.
#6. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)
Was it a crotch rocket or a touring bike that the bug was riding? :) Turtle swallowed a bug riding his motorcycle. I don't know what kind it was.
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