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Title: Turtle Swallows a Bug
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Published: May 27, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-05-27 15:09:05 by Turtle
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Views: 3725
Comments: 6

Turtle swallowed a bug riding his motorcycle. I don't know what kind it was.

I once hit a bird with my right turn signal, ran over a cat, hit a dog, and also hit a rabbit.

I also ran into the back of a truck looking at a girl.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Try taking a junebug in the forehead at 70 mph. Feels like a damn deerslug.

Support bacteria.

(The world needs more culture)

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-05-27   15:46:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Obnoxicated (#1)

The first time a June bug landed on my three-and-one-half-year-old niece she shrieked like someone was trying to skin her alive. And a five-year-old girl the first time she experienced a cicada? Girls and bugs do not mix.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-05-27   15:51:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

I also ran into the back of a truck looking at a girl.

Turtle ran into the back of a truck looking at a SHOE. : )

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2014-05-27   17:35:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: abraxas (#3)

LMAO!!!!!

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X-15  posted on  2014-05-27   17:37:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#2)

Girls and bugs do not mix.

The girl I with whom I used to study in my college entomology class could've easily passed for Salma Hayek's HOT younger sister. Her favorite bug was the Lepidoptera.

It's the bankers fault !

Buzzard  posted on  2014-05-27   18:57:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)

Turtle swallowed a bug riding his motorcycle. I don't know what kind it was.

Was it a crotch rocket or a touring bike that the bug was riding? :)

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titorite  posted on  2014-05-28   16:02:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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