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Title: The Corporatist Manifesto
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Published: Jun 12, 2014
Author: Dr Tom Piccone
Post Date: 2014-06-12 18:49:38 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 280
Comments: 11
The Corporatist Manifesto We, the multinational corporations of the world, in order to promote our own interests, herein declare that we own and rule the world and everything and everyone in it. We have the right to make the laws that govern the people of the world, and to set up the structures of governance that promote our interests. We define this to be democracy. We have the right to use the powers that we allow governments to have in order to exercise unlimited control over the entire range of physical, psychological, and spiritual aspects of human existence, everywhere and at all times. We call this the comprehensive plan. We have the right to be subsidized by the taxpaying public, and to have our projects funded by governments at all levels. We call these economic development programs. We declare our right to donate or spend unlimited amounts of money to corrupt all governments, all political parties, all political campaigns, all political candidates, and all other institutions and persons, independent of any restriction by government. We define this to be freedom of speech. We have the right to own all the means of communication, and to use them to manipulate the minds and opinions of all persons who watch television or a movie, listen to the radio, or read any printed publication. We define this to be freedom of the press. We have the right to require all humans to love and worship money and to serve our economic interests. We define this to be freedom of religion. We declare ourselves to be free from all laws and taxes that the governments of the world have previously attempted to impose upon us, and we have the right to make international agreements to enforce our supremacy over all governments. We define this to be free trade. We have the unlimited right to move our factories and businesses anywhere in the world, and to move as many immigrants from place to place as we desire, at our sole discretion, without interference from any government. We define this to be the free movement of capital. We have the right to unlimited mergers and acquisitions, the right to form cartels or monopolies, and the right to reduce or eliminate any form of competition that we deem to be undesirable. We define this to be free enterprise. We have the right to employ or to fire any person, anywhere, at any time, under any conditions that we decide, without any minimum standards of any kind imposed upon us by any government. We declare our inalienable right to own anything and anyone, including the right to run sweatshops, operate prison camps, employ child labor, and practice slavery. We declare that all human beings and parts of human beings are objects of merchandise that we have the right to buy, to sell, to discard, to recycle, to landfill, or to incinerate, as we see fit. The enumeration of these rights shall not be construed as a limitation on our complete omnipotence and absolute sovereignty over all things in the universe.
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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Makes me feel sort of down and out.
Hillbillies should be unaffected.
Prolly right. Obombo said we were people that modern society had by passed. That assures the rest of the social strata that WE CUZINS DO NOT CARE FOR OBOMBO.
The city slicks and boogaloos of Pitts and Philly love Obombo.
Just for you, Cyni :)
Yo scrap. Here's one of the major GOP planks. This tends to drive the ordinary people into the arms of the other communists, the Democrats.
Americans would be far better off if government was replaced with a corporate structure with each citizen have one share. Shareholders would elect a board of directors which would have the corporation make money, enhance share value, pay increasing dividends instead of borrowing money from future generations.
Just about anything is better than the slop that is currently in DeeCee.
Life is what happens to you when you are making other plans.
In order to do that we have to allow the government to own means of production. That has caused problems in the past. Any business will be successful if it has access to the tax base. Until the tax base collapses.
How would you define an "American" and what would you do with those who live here and fail to meet your definition?
Anyone in production creating marketable wealth,including teaching and research, in training or otherwise available to fill a need. Just provide basics for "leftovers."
#2. To: Cynicom (#1)
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#2)
Hillbillies should be unaffected.
#4. To: Jethro Tull (#2)
#5. To: Cynicom (#4)
#6. To: scrapper2, Jethro Tull (#0)
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
#8. To: Tatarewicz (#7)
#9. To: Tatarewicz (#7)
#10. To: Tatarewicz (#7)
Americans would be far better off if government was replaced with a corporate structure with each citizen have one share. Shareholders would elect a board of directors which would have the corporation make money, enhance share value, pay increasing dividends instead of borrowing money from future generations.
#11. To: Jethro Tull (#10)
How would you define an "American" and what would you do with those who live here and fail to meet your definition?
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