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Title: When Your Baby Eyes Fall Out
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Published: Jun 14, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-06-14 14:59:50 by Turtle
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Views: 1842
Comments: 11

I told my seven-year-old nephew that when he turns eight his baby eyes would fall out and then his grown-up would come in. He half-way believes me.

A woman, on hearing this, told me, "That's fucked up."

Turtle just smiled, immune to what women think.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

A woman, on hearing this, told me, "That's fucked up."

Turtle just smiled, immune to what women think.

The vast majority of Darwin Award winners achieve their position as a result of actions.

Turtle may be the first to gain such status merely due to his words.

It's the bankers fault !

Buzzard  posted on  2014-06-14   15:43:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Buzzard (#1)

That's funny.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-06-14   16:23:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Turtle (#0)

So when do your baby turtle eyes fall out??

:)

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-06-14   18:28:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: X-15 (#3)

I also told another nephew that when he got a shot they used a needle ten inches long that they stuck in his eyes. He came back and said, You lied, Uncle Bob! It was a little needle in my arm and it hardly hurt!"

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-06-14   18:42:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#0)

Eventually he'll learn to pass your tests, and more. Good on you.

Deasy  posted on  2014-06-14   18:55:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Deasy (#5)

They did horrible things to me, like jumping on me, getting me down and tickling me.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-06-14   19:04:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#6)

Turtles know how to handle that, by gum!

Deasy  posted on  2014-06-14   19:40:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Turtle (#6)

If you start talking about hiding candy somewhere on your person for yhem to find, I'm calling CPS on your ass.

Support bacteria.

(The world needs more culture)

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-06-14   20:06:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Obnoxicated (#8)

They weren't looking for candy. They were looking to kick my ass because of everything I had done to them.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-06-14   21:15:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Turtle (#9)

That's what uncles are supposed to do...and it's why they like you more than their parents.

You never bust their ass and make them do right.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-06-14   21:27:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle (#0)

You missed the turtle race on FB

farmfriend  posted on  2014-06-14   21:38:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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