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Title: Tortoise Suspected of Helping Baby Alligator Flee the Zoo
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Takepart.com
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/tortoise-susp ... ;_ylt=A0LEVwwhLtVTSSYA3w1XNyoA
Published: Jul 26, 2014
Author: Kristina Bravo
Post Date: 2014-07-27 13:13:34 by Buzzard
Keywords: None
Views: 1632
Comments: 20
A baby alligator named Carlos has broken out of a Michigan zoo, thanks to a large tortoise that regularly strolls around the area. Gary Moore, who runs the GarLyn Zoo in Mackinac County, suspects that the 12-inch hatchling was able to sneak under the double fence because the tortoise wore the dirt away from the bottom of the railing. Moore didn’t notice that Carlos was gone until a state police trooper stopped by the zoo last Sunday to ask if a gator was missing. Turns out someone saw Carlos along the highway where the 30-acre facility is located, but no one wrangled him, so he’s still on the loose. The alligator isn’t dangerous, but Moore thinks the young reptile won’t survive in the outside world past October, when much of Michigan ices over for winter. “I’m asking people, if they see a little alligator holding a sign on U.S. 2 that says ‘Florida or bust,’ to call us,” he told MLive. “I hope we could spot him here soon.” Carlos is the first animal to escape in the 21 years that the zoo has been open, according to Moore. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service removed the American alligator from the endangered species list in 1987 after the reptile bounced back from being hunted to near extinction decades before. Today more than a million alligators freely roam the waters of Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, and Texas— where hunting is regulated. Poster Comment: These Alinsky-like shelled creatures are truly the Khazars of the animal kingdom. Whom else would insidiously seek to weaken a border over time so that their Hispanic-named fellow reptiles could remove themselves from their permitted living space and roam freely in areas where they have no natural right to exist? Right-thinking American mammals should never fully trust a Testudinidae of any sort.
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#1. To: Buzzard (#0)
We recently estimated that there are 32,000-38,000 alligators and about 408,000 acres of alligator habitat in Mississippi. Fourteen northern Mississippi counties have produced no alligator records, but nuisance alligator complaints have come from as far north as Coahoma, Lafayette, and Itawamba Counties. ************************************ They've made a remarkable recovery throughout the Gulf states. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Grammar check: Who else?
You just shut up talking smack about Turtles.
"Have Brain, Will Travel
I thought he was dead? Life is what happens to you when you are making other plans.
lol - good catch.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Grammar check: Who else? Prove it. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I'm not going to waste my time. If anyone other than Christine wants to correct my grammar, they'll have to cite chapter & verse. Or I'll just place them on ignore. The one poster currently on the list could use some company. www.grammarbook.com/grammar/whoVwhom.asp Use whom when the relative pronoun takes an objective form, e.g, "I saw her." "Whom did you see?" "I saw Jane." — Jane is the object. What are relative pronouns? www.grammar-monster.com/glossary/relative_pronouns.htm What is the objective case? www.grammar-monster.com/glossary/objective_case.htm
If one ever accomplishes something praiseworthy or heroic, I'll be the first to heap on accolades. But until then ...... Look, you're grammatically correct; but socially wrong. We don't have punctuation or grammar police here...just saying. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I was sticking up for Turtle in my own way. It was meant to be funny but the humor missed its mark. I don't mind being a social outcast for the sake of a good cause. I don't want it to be said that when they came for the turtles, I did nothing. After all, it's turtles all the way down. In any case, I'm a member of a special, independent unit of grammar enforcers. We correct at will, without permission, and we are ruthless. We welcome education when we ourselves are wrong. But we are seldom wrong. Hail grammar, the structure of communication, and the essence of language meaning!
Thoughts, put into words and strung together effectively can be most powerful, no matter the incorrect spelling, grammar, or punctuation. I look past those shortcomings to find the poster's message and find my reward there. It profits me nothing to hammer a member here for any grammatical error - nothing at all. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Just fuhgeddaboudit
Life is what happens to you when you are making other plans.
Well said, and agree.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
one italian says to another italian firsta emma come then i come then twoa asses back to back then i come again then twoa asses back to back then i come anda pee two times then i come again. the nosy old bat next to them says that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard what is wrong with you? the italian says I justa tella my friend how to a spell Mississippi!
lol - nice!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
such as I ain't ne er gonna think twice about showin youse whater happen ta trespassers. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
"Grammar hammer." It even rhymes.
don't forget mississippi -
#2. To: Buzzard (#0)
Whom else
#3. To: Buzzard (#0)
(Edited)
#4. To: Buzzard, Lod, Cynicom (#0)
Gary Moore, who runs the GarLyn Zoo in Mackinac County
#5. To: Jethro Tull (#4)
#6. To: Deasy (#2)
Whom else
#7. To: Buzzard, Deasy, 4 (#6)
grammar book to the rescue
#8. To: Lod, Deasy (#7)
www.grammarbook.com/grammar/whoVwhom.asp
#9. To: Buzzard (#6)
Use who as the relative pronoun in place of a noun in action, "Who saw Jane?" "I just said that I saw her."
#10. To: Turtle (#3)
You just shut up talking smack about Turtles.
#11. To: Deasy (#9)
#12. To: Lod, Turtle (#11)
(Edited)
#13. To: Deasy (#12)
#14. To: Deasy, Lod, 4 (#12)
#15. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
#16. To: Lod (#1)
I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.
#17. To: IRTorqued (#16)
#18. To: Lod (#13)
Thoughts, put into words and strung together effectively can be most powerful, no matter the incorrect spelling, grammar, or punctuation.
I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.
#19. To: IRTorqued (#18)
#20. To: Lod (#13)
It profits me nothing to hammer a member here for any grammatical error
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