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Title: Honest Political Ads
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URL Source: https://represent.us/?akid=688.402312.nBeSER
Published: Aug 1, 2014
Author: Joshua Graham Lynn, Program Director Rep
Post Date: 2014-08-01 21:11:26 by Southern Style
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Views: 110
Comments: 2
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#1. To: All (#0)
To my favorite people in the whole world: It's me, Gil! This weekend, I'm going to Kentucky to make a big speech and officially announce my fake candidacy for Senate! Thanks to you, my generous overlords... er... donors... I'll be riding around in a big bus with my face on it, complete with an eagle to show everyone how patriotic I am. My supporters will be right behind me in their own bus. That's right! 2 buses!! You asked me to go big, so I did. I know you can't all be there, so I made you 2 videos. You'll be there in my heart, though, and I'll always be right in your pocket. Here's what I'll be doing this weekend: And here's what I think about the people of Kentucky: The people of Kentucky deserve a leader who cares about them. The people who donate to my campaign actually got one. Hey, that's you! Honestly, —Gil "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frederic Bastiat
This is soooo perfect! I'm going to try to get to fancy farm tomorrow.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele “The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb “I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
(Spoiler alert, I don't think about them at all)
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