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Title: How Did You Die?
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Published: Sep 5, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-09-05 13:04:13 by Lod
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Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they had died. First Woman: "I froze to death" Second Woman: "You froze to death? how horrible!" First Woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" Second Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV." First Woman: "So what happened?" Second Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the attic and searched, then ran all the way back down to the basement and searched. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died." First Woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - We'd both still be alive..."
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#1. To: Lod (#0)
Lolololol!!!
-Alex Kurtagic
#2. To: Lod (#0)
That is terrible (boys will be boys...)!
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