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Title: Sex After Death?
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Published: Sep 6, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-09-06 11:57:47 by Lod
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Comments: 3

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion."

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud -- lots of greens).

Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again.

Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

"No... I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

ROFL!!!!!!

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-09-06   11:58:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#0)

So, God is a Hindu.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-09-06   12:14:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#0) (Edited)

Sex After Death?

Well, let's hope so.

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frederic Bastiat

Southern Style  posted on  2014-09-06   15:55:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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