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Title: I Tried to be a Gigolo and Failed Every Time
Source: UncleBob's Treehouse
URL Source: http://uncabob.blogspot.com/
Published: Sep 20, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-09-20 15:13:12 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 1860
Comments: 9

I owned a taxi and worked for an escort service. None of the girls were right in head, none were very smart, and some were drug addicts. But it was an easy job and paid a lot.

Now I'm reading articles about girls from "elite" colleges rogering wealthy men in their 60s.

I mean, damn, come on! I tried to be a gigolo, and not only didn't I make one damn cent, the girls laughed at me and expected me to do it for free!

What the hell gives here? I mean, admittedly, there are some gross, disgusting fat girls I wouldn't do for anything less than several thousand dollars, but even they get those scrawny Wal-Mart guys to do them. Damn!

I've even met women who were what I call "situational whores." I once picked up a guy who propositioned women from the back window. The first one told him to fuck off, but the second jumped right in. She wasn't a whore, just some slut on the street who decided to make it a party and make a little bit of money, too.

I decided a long time ago, like when I was a teenager, that most women can be either whores or good wives. It depends on what society emphasizes.

Actually, I think Pareto's 80/20 law applies here: 20% of women would be whores if they could get away with it.

It could be worse, though. It could be 80%. Then civilization would just collapse, sort of what it's doing now, only slowly.


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Turtle is very, very poor!

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Turtle is very, very poor!

Society at large has nothing but disdain for the poor.

Society is really galled at HONEST poor people.

Society says the poor will always be with us.

Would you rather be friends with Warren Buffet billionaire or me, pennyaire?

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Would you rather be friends with Warren Buffet billionaire or me, pennyaire?

You're a pennyaire? You ain't even worth killing!

Actually, I'd be happy living in a shanty in the woods, smoking a cigar on the front porch when it's raining, and try to play "Shenandoah" on my harmonica.

If you ain't happy with that, you'll never be happy.

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