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Title: I Tried to be a Gigolo and Failed Every Time
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UncleBob's Treehouse
URL Source: http://uncabob.blogspot.com/
Published: Sep 20, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-09-20 15:13:12 by Turtle
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Views: 1868
Comments: 9
I owned a taxi and worked for an escort service. None of the girls were right in head, none were very smart, and some were drug addicts. But it was an easy job and paid a lot. Now I'm reading articles about girls from "elite" colleges rogering wealthy men in their 60s. I mean, damn, come on! I tried to be a gigolo, and not only didn't I make one damn cent, the girls laughed at me and expected me to do it for free! What the hell gives here? I mean, admittedly, there are some gross, disgusting fat girls I wouldn't do for anything less than several thousand dollars, but even they get those scrawny Wal-Mart guys to do them. Damn! I've even met women who were what I call "situational whores." I once picked up a guy who propositioned women from the back window. The first one told him to fuck off, but the second jumped right in. She wasn't a whore, just some slut on the street who decided to make it a party and make a little bit of money, too. I decided a long time ago, like when I was a teenager, that most women can be either whores or good wives. It depends on what society emphasizes. Actually, I think Pareto's 80/20 law applies here: 20% of women would be whores if they could get away with it. It could be worse, though. It could be 80%. Then civilization would just collapse, sort of what it's doing now, only slowly. Poster Comment: Turtle is very, very poor!
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Society at large has nothing but disdain for the poor. Society is really galled at HONEST poor people. Society says the poor will always be with us. Would you rather be friends with Warren Buffet billionaire or me, pennyaire?
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
You're a pennyaire? You ain't even worth killing! Actually, I'd be happy living in a shanty in the woods, smoking a cigar on the front porch when it's raining, and try to play "Shenandoah" on my harmonica. If you ain't happy with that, you'll never be happy. "Have Brain, Will Travel
You can play Shenandoah on the harmonikee???? Damn we be friends for life. I take back all the bad things I have lied about you.
There is no such thing as a "situational whore". There's a difference between a slut and a whore. Sluts give it away and like to have a good time with no strings attached and no money involved. Whores are not in it to have a good time and they actually make it their business to make money which is why they are selective about who they come in contact with. There are five types of whores: 1) 24/7 streetwalker 2) call girl 3) escort 4) redcarpet celebrity 5) become the Mrs. to an exclusive wealthy individual by distracting them away from a pre-nup agreement.
IMO - those are just subsets of whore, and there are several other. And that's just in the sexual context; when expanded to all fields of employ, we're all whores in some definition of the word. “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Good heavens.... How did you go from John Adams to this????????????????? Hehehehehehehe
Wanna bet? "Have Brain, Will Travel
6) Asian massage whores. And I agree with Turtle, situational whores are real. Turtle is very, very poor!
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
bob, here's the key -
#3. To: Cynicom (#1)
Would you rather be friends with Warren Buffet billionaire or me, pennyaire?
#4. To: Turtle (#3)
#5. To: Turtle (#0)
She wasn't a whore, just some slut on the street who decided to make it a party and make a little bit of money, too.
#6. To: purplerose (#5)
#7. To: Lod (#6)
#8. To: purplerose (#5)
There is no such thing as a "situational whore"
#9. To: purplerose (#5)
(Edited)
They do it to pay off the Yakuza that snuck them into the country.
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