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Title: What Would Tiger Do?
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Published: Sep 21, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-09-21 14:08:19 by Lod
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that." golf

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's par for this damn hole."

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

LOL! Good one.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-09-21   14:32:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#0)

What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

Never imagined ol' Tige and I had anything in common until now.

It's the bankers fault !

All Wars Are Bankers' Wars

What America needs is the separation of zionism and state

Buzzard  posted on  2014-09-21   15:16:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Buzzard (#2)

Well, that, and preferring white women...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-09-21   15:20:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Lod (#3)

Well, that, and preferring white women

I'm in such pain from laughing...

"The 'uniter' has brought the entire world together - to despise and deride us." Lod

Bub  posted on  2014-09-21   16:15:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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