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Published: Sep 22, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-09-22 12:56:25 by Turtle
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Views: 312
Comments: 4

A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve dogs in here," pulls out a pistol and shoots the dog in a hind paw. The dog hops yelping out of the bar.

The next day the dog walks back into the bar with a huge bandage on his hind foot. He's wearing a ten-gallon hat and has a six-gun on each hip.

He looks at everyone in the bar and says...

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

A bear and a pug are squatting next to each other deep in the woods, taking a dump. Bear looks at pug and asks "You ever have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" Pug smugly replies "Nope." so the bear picks up the pug and wipes his butt with him.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-09-22   16:34:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Turtle (#0)

He looks at everyone in the bar and says...

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

And?????

Cynicom  posted on  2014-09-22   16:41:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Cynicom (#2)

Pa/Paw.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-09-22   17:47:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Obnoxicated (#1)

so the bear picks up the pug and wipes his butt with him.

Now that's funny!

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." - Frederic Bastiat

Southern Style  posted on  2014-09-22   18:09:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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