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Title: Is that a Turtle in your pants?
Source: The Star
URL Source: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/201 ... _51_turtles_in_sweatpants.html
Published: Sep 26, 2014
Author: Some dude
Post Date: 2014-09-26 10:41:41 by Armadillo
Keywords: None
Views: 447
Comments: 7

Kai Xu was not happy to see the border guard. Those were turtles in his pants.
Fifty-one of them. Mostly taped to his legs. Others hidden in his crotch.
The scene is described in a criminal complaint that was filed in U.S. federal court on Tuesday, alleging that Xu, a Windsor resident, tried to sneak the amphibious reptiles across the Detroit- Windsor border in August.
His bulging sweatpants gave him away and he is charged with smuggling, trading in protected species, and illegally exporting fish or wildlife. His bond hearing in a Detroit court is scheduled for Friday.
He faces up to 10 years in a federal prison if convicted.

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#2. To: Turtle, abraxas, farmfriend, Armadillo (#0)

Those were turtles in his pants. Fifty-one of them. Mostly taped to his legs. Others hidden in his crotch....His bulging sweatpants gave him away...

Took 51 of those suckers to make a decent bulge, eh??

:)

X-15  posted on  2014-09-26   12:06:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I hope they aren't snapping turtles or they'll snap something off that bulge.

purplerose  posted on  2014-09-26   17:34:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#7. To: purplerose (#6)

LOL

farmfriend  posted on  2014-09-26 18:01:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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