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Title: Roots grow out of vagina after woman uses potato as contraceptive
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Times Live
URL Source: http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyl ... n-uses-potato-as-contraceptive
Published: Oct 3, 2014
Author: Times Live
Post Date: 2014-10-03 13:08:19 by X-15
Keywords: None
Views: 1306
Comments: 16
After experiencing pain in her abdominal area, the Columbian woman went to a local hospital to get help. Embarrassed, she told nurses she had put a potato into her vagina two weeks ago, because she was advised it would prevent pregnancy. According to Columbiareports.co, the potato germinated and grew roots. The nurse who attended to the woman found the roots had visibly emerged from her vagina. The potato was eventually removed, non surgically. Sex education is a taboo subject in the conservative Columbian community after families boycotted classes aimed at informing the youth on such topics.
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#1. To: X-15 (#0)
Maybe sex ed is taboo, but they are making great discoveries in the agriculture department!
LOL
When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
Not to mention the culinary aspects, such as new ways to serve a baked potato. X... Perhaps we need to upgrade your reading material?
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat
At least it wasn't a bush...or was it????
"Have Brain, Will Travel
That's what I was thinking. Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner. Don't bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters have eyes.
#2. To: Pinguinite (#1)
#3. To: Pinguinite (#1)
but they are making great discoveries in the agriculture department!
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
#4. To: X-15 (#0)
#5. To: FormerLurker (#3)
#6. To: X-15 (#0)
#7. To: Cynicom, X-15 (#4)
Perhaps we need to upgrade your reading material?
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
#8. To: X-15 (#0)
I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.
#9. To: Cynicom, Esso (#4)
-Alex Kurtagic
#10. To: X-15 (#0)
A potato in the bush is worth two in the hand.
#11. To: Lysander_Spooner (#10)
"Potato, potatoe, let's call the hole thing off....."
-Alex Kurtagic
#12. To: X-15 (#0)
#13. To: IRTorqued (#8)
I-da-Ho?? :)
-Alex Kurtagic
#14. To: Turtle (#6)
Worst fish and chips recipe in history.....
-Alex Kurtagic
#15. To: FormerLurker (#3)
Nothin' says lovin' like something in the oven . . .
"If ignorance is truly bliss, then why do so many Americans need Prozac?" - Dave McGowan
#16. To: FormerLurker (#3)
Sounds like a tuber fit for a Clinton.
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