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Published: Oct 26, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-10-26 23:59:00 by farmfriend
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#1. To: farmfriend, Turtle (#0)

LOL! I thought you were going to show us the latest breakthrough in slow cookery. You'll never get much cooking out of that turtle, too busy hunting shoes.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-10-27   0:40:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: James Deffenbach (#1)

Not much good for eating, either. An armadillo probably packs more meat than a turtle.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-10-27   0:47:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Obnoxicated, Armadillo, Turtle (#2)

An armadillo probably packs more meat than a turtle.

That right, Armadillo? What say you, Turtle?

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-10-27   1:00:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: farmfriend (#0)

Cute... I thought it was gonna be a husband myself.

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titorite  posted on  2014-10-27   2:36:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: James Deffenbach (#3)

That right, Armadillo? What say you, Turtle?

The only good armadillo is a dead armadillo. Turtles, on the other hand, like pugs, are adorably cute.

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-10-27   14:16:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: farmfriend, Turtle (#0)

Haha!! 'Roasted cricket' is a two-day ordeal for a turtle ;)

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-10-27   14:22:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#5)

Turtles, on the other hand, like pugs, are adorably cute.

LOL! Enough of your shenanigans.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-10-27   15:01:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: James Deffenbach, farmfriend, turtle, Obnoxicated (#3)

Just cant beat armadillo meat...


...well, you can but it's a long stroke...

And silly dogs are no match for armadillos!


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2014-10-27   15:47:49 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Turtle (#5)

The only good armadillo is a dead armadillo. Turtles, on the other hand, like pugs, are adorably cute.

Nonsense...

Back to your leather shoe stash in the closet. Be gone.

Cynicom  posted on  2014-10-27   15:57:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Armadillo (#8)

Wondering if the lab thinks it's some sort of poochie?

They seem to get along well...thanks.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-10-27   16:20:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: farmfriend (#0)

You need to be careful of those armadilloes......

www.cnn .com/2011/HEALTH/0...dillos.spreading.leprosy/

"The government ruling us draws its authority not from the principles of the Declaration of Independence, or even from the delegate powers listed in the U.S. Constitution, but rather from the war to re-conquer the independent South. That conflict, usually referred to by the artfully misleading title “Civil War,” established the fact that the government in Washington is willing to kill Americans in whatever quantity it deems necessary in order to enforce its edicts, and then sanctify the slaughter in the name of some suitably “progressive” social objective.

Rube Goldberg  posted on  2014-10-27   16:52:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Rube Goldberg, farmfriend (#11)

You need to be careful of those armadilloes...... www.cnn .com/2011/HEALTH/0...dillos.spreading.leprosy/

Not really. You're more likely to catch leprosy from a fellow human than an armadillo.
And Florida armadillos are disease free. :-)


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2014-10-27   17:01:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: farmfriend, turtle (#0)


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2014-10-27   17:15:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Armadillo (#12)

Not really. You're more likely to catch leprosy from a fellow human than an armadillo. And Florida armadillos are disease free. :-)

Yeah....Really.....

www.cdc.gov/leprosy/ex posure/armadillos.html

"The government ruling us draws its authority not from the principles of the Declaration of Independence, or even from the delegate powers listed in the U.S. Constitution, but rather from the war to re-conquer the independent South. That conflict, usually referred to by the artfully misleading title “Civil War,” established the fact that the government in Washington is willing to kill Americans in whatever quantity it deems necessary in order to enforce its edicts, and then sanctify the slaughter in the name of some suitably “progressive” social objective.

Rube Goldberg  posted on  2014-10-27   18:00:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Armadillo, 4 (#13)

Has anyone here ever had turtle soup?

I'm tempted to buy a can just to try it (there's always the dogs if things go poorly).

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-10-27   18:02:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Lod (#15)

I've never tried it. The folks on the tv shows seem to like it (Swamp People, Live Free or Die). And Shelby from Ax Men, he seems to think turtle soup is the bomb.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-10-27   18:15:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: James Deffenbach (#16)

Well, that settles it; I'm getting down with some TS.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-10-27   18:24:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Rube Goldberg (#14)

Yep, really... :-)

"Most adults around the world, however, might face no risk at all. That’s because evidence shows that 95% of all adults are naturally unable to get the disease, even if they’re exposed to the bacteria that causes it."
http://www.cdc.gov/leprosy/exposure/ind ex .html


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2014-10-27   18:30:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Lod (#17)

There you go. And as you said, if you don't like it the dogs will probably enjoy it.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-10-27   19:06:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: James Deffenbach (#19)

Thinking about it, I'll prolly try it on the dogs first...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-10-27   19:17:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Lod, Armadillo (#15)

I'm tempted to buy a can just to try it (there's always the dogs if things go poorly).

LOL too funny


When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol

farmfriend  posted on  2014-10-28   1:43:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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