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Title: Woman Makes Fun Of Her Husband's Ability To Have Sex. But Then He Says This.
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Published: Dec 5, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-12-05 11:12:01 by James Deffenbach
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
A classic. :-))
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
LOL
When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Sometimes,no matter how hard you try,there just ain't no pleasing them! When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?' Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, it's 'Pillsbury-All-purpose', isn't it?' ...And thus began Walter's life of celibacy. When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
Funny!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
#2. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#3. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#4. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
#5. To: farmfriend (#4)
#6. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
-Alex Kurtagic
#7. To: X-15 (#6)
I am not quite sure that is a friend. ;)
God is always good!
#8. To: farmfriend (#4)
LOL ! it's 'Pillsbury-All-purpose', isn't it?'
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