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Title: And They Would Have You Believe That Men Don't Remember Stuff
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Published: Dec 5, 2014
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Post Date: 2014-12-05 13:13:13 by James Deffenbach
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Best in-class winner! Thanks. :-) “The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Glad you liked it.
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat
What do men and mascara have in common? What do men and pantyhose have in common? What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? What is the difference between men and women? What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? What's the best way to kill a man? What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? What's the smartest thing a man can say? What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? Why can't men get mad cow disease? Why did God create man before woman? Why did God create man before woman? Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? Why do jocks play on artificial turf? Why do little boys whine? Why do men like smart women? Why is it good that there are female astronauts? Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
Harsh, but mostly true.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Well...yeah. Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat
Sir, you win the internet today.
#2. To: Lod (#1)
#3. To: James Deffenbach, Lod, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Four guys watching a football game.
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Sex.
Telling you his real name.
Put the remote control between his toes.
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
"My wife says..."
Straight through the rib cage.
So men can understand them.
Because they're all pigs.
He didn't want any advice.
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
To stop the snoring before it starts.
To keep them from grazing.
Because they are practicing to be men.
Opposites attract.
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
They all already have boyfriends.
#4. To: farmfriend (#3)
#5. To: farmfriend (#3)
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
#6. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
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