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Title: Print Friendly - wonderful
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URL Source: http://www.printfriendly.com/
Published: Dec 26, 2014
Author: Some Genius
Post Date: 2014-12-26 11:33:44 by Lod
Keywords: None
Views: 300
Comments: 23

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

I was going to tell you a story, but then I decided not to.

Okay, I'll tell it.

There's this jockey. He dropped out of school in the 8th grade to race horses; so he basically had a seventh grade education out of some little town in Louisiana.

The other jockeys give him heck 'cause he can't read very well. He can't read a newspaper but he can read the form.

His first name is Calvin. And I'll leave it at that.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2014-12-26   11:53:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Someday I hope some enterprising young man (or woman) will come up with something so that you can copy and paste a page with all the links intact. And maybe someone has but if they have I haven't heard about it.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-12-26   11:54:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Select,> view source,> select,> copy,> paste always worked for me.

“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele

“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb

“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm  posted on  2014-12-26   12:21:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yeah, I have done that before too but it always has a bunch of stuff you need to delete before you post it. At least that is how it has always been for me.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-12-26   12:29:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Pretty neat Lod, Thanks!

“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele

“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb

“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm  posted on  2014-12-26   12:31:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

James, I hope you're not getting feeble in your old age.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2014-12-26   12:33:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yep - and the price is certainly right.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-12-26   12:45:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

James, I hope you're not getting feeble in your old age.

Thanks. I hoped I wouldn't too but I suppose I am getting there.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-12-26   12:50:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Well, living is part of dying.

We don't like it, but we deal with it the best we can.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2014-12-26   12:57:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yeah. And we start dying as soon as we're born.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-12-26   13:00:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I hear stuff on some sort of study that you'll have an 18 percent dying four years earlier from coffee or something like that.

I've finally come to the conclusion, if you breathe, you have a 100% chance of dying.

And while I'm ranting. My beer drinking friend observed that 15 percent of highway fatalities are related to alcohol. His conclusion: why don't they solve that other 85% problem.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2014-12-26   13:17:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I've finally come to the conclusion, if you breathe, you have a 100% chance of dying.

Yeah, I have heard that.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-12-26   13:46:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

This guy's rant is unhealthy.

www.libertypost.net/cgi-b...i?ArtNum=349834&Disp=3#C3

Fred Mertz  posted on  2014-12-26   13:55:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you have read enough of his posts then you know, assuming he is telling the truth and I don't have any reason to doubt him, he has had a lot of problems with cops.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-12-26   14:04:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Someday I hope some enterprising young man (or woman) will come up with something so that you can copy and paste a page with all the links intact. And maybe someone has but if they have I haven't heard about it.

Select,> view source,> select,> copy,> paste always worked for me.

Me too, the hardest part is remembering how many "m"'s is in Hmmmmm :)

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus

Dakmar  posted on  2014-12-26   16:40:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My beer drinking friend observed that 15 percent of highway fatalities are related to alcohol. His conclusion: why don't they solve that other 85% problem.

LOL, you are on target, but applying Six Sigma methodology would upset the cultural marxist narrative. Therefore, it's not going to happen.

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus

Dakmar  posted on  2014-12-26   16:48:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That would be five - I've finally locked it in.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2014-12-26   16:56:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That would be five - I've finally locked it in.

LOL, I knew it was 5 at some point too, but sometimes go all cross-eyed and crazy

And one little wild spark of fire
Blowing us sky high and crooked
One little spark blowing us cross-eyed and crazy
Up to shake hands with all the Lord's little angels

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus

Dakmar  posted on  2014-12-26   17:04:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Me too, the hardest part is remembering how many "m"'s is in Hmmmmm :)

I made it easy for me, when I forget I put my hand in front of my face and count my fingers. It works most of the time for me.

“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele

“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb

“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm

Hmmmmm  posted on  2014-12-26   17:06:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I made it easy for me, when I forget I put my hand in front of my face and count my fingers. It works most of the time for me.

But what about us mutants, retards, and cripples? How rude! :)

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus

Dakmar  posted on  2014-12-26   17:08:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I put my hand in front of my face and count my fingers.

Decidigital Privilege - I smell a foundation funded thesis!

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus

Dakmar  posted on  2014-12-26   17:14:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You only have 4 fingers per hand. Must can't count.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-12-26   21:47:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Good Lord, going to base 9 would screw up my coin jar so hard I don't even want to think about it.

corruptissima re publica plurimae leges - Tacitus

Dakmar  posted on  2014-12-26   21:51:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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