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Title: OK, So What Really Happened to Harry Reid?
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URL Source: http://www.powerlineblog.com/archiv ... lly-happened-to-harry-reid.php
Published: Jan 7, 2015
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Post Date: 2015-01-07 19:43:39 by christine
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Views: 1245
Comments: 14

We wrote here about Harry Reid’s supposed close encounter with a piece of exercise equipment, which handed him in the hospital. The equipment was later claimed by Reid’s office to be an elastic exercise band. This is how the accident allegedly happened:

The accident happened when an elastic exercise band broke, striking Reid in the face and causing him to fall, said spokesman Adam Jentleson. Reid struck some equipment as he fell, breaking multiple bones near his right eye.

As he hit the floor, he broke several ribs, Jentleson said. …

Jentleson said Reid is likely to have severe facial bruises.

The accident happened on New Year’s Day, but we were never told whether that meant after midnight on New Year’s Eve, or the middle of the afternoon on January 1. Lots of people must know the answer to that question, but so far they aren’t talking. I suppose it is barely possible that an elastic exercise band could break, hit someone in the face and cause him to fall down. And I suppose he could injure his face and break ribs in the fall, although the ribs, especially, seem like a stretch.

Originally, Reid’s office said that he expected to be at work when the Senate session opened. But that didn’t happen; Reid is now laid up indefinitely, although his office released photos to show that he is working from home. It was disclosed today that, in addition to his other injuries, he suffered a concussion. Dick Durbin offered a more detailed version of what happened to Reid:

“So, he was stretching these straps and one broke and tossed him like a slingshot against cabinets, built-in cabinets,” Durbin told reporters. “He crashed into it with his face and the side of his body.”

I doubt that any elastic exercise band could break and thereby toss a person like a slingshot. This set includes an “extra heavy” band with 45 pounds of resistance:

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Read the comments following the article. Some are LOL funny. Did you all know that Reid is a pederast?(1 image)

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#1. To: christine (#0)

Dont retire Harry, hang on til your a hundred or more, this country would not survive without you.

Lets hear it for Harry.....

Cynicom  posted on  2015-01-07   19:50:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: christine (#0)

This one was funny.

Jay Comeau · Follow · Top Commenter
If a woman showed up in the ER with those injuries and that story, the police would have been called immediately. They should have administered a Rape Kit and all fraternities at UNLV should have been suspended. I'm going to pitch this to Rolling Stone.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2015-01-07   19:55:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#2)

another good one

Kirk Johnston · Top Commenter · Kent County High School
My top three operating theories are, in order of likelihood;

Hillary's people engaged in some wet work, getting the old grifter in line before Lie-Awatha Warren horns in on her gig, and gets to him first.

One of his sleazy grandkids actually gave him a beating.

A child he was molesting fought back successfully- I have it from the same source as Senator Reid when he accused Mitt Romney of dodging his taxes for a decade, that Sen. Reid is a pederast.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2015-01-07   20:00:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: christine (#0)

He fell off the couch eating a pretzel.

Neo TryingtoWarnYou  posted on  2015-01-07   20:25:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#0)

The accident happened when an elastic exercise band broke, striking Reid in the face and causing him to fall, said spokesman Adam Jentleson.

As he hit the floor, he broke several ribs, Jentleson said. …

Sounds like a forthcoming SNL skit to me.

I wonder if he had his life alert with him.

Katniss  posted on  2015-01-07   21:14:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Neo TryingtoWarnYou (#4)

The accident happened on New Year’s Day, but we were never told whether that meant after midnight on New Year’s Eve, or the middle of the afternoon on January 1.

Probably popped himself in the eye with a champagne cork.

Katniss  posted on  2015-01-07   21:15:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Katniss (#6)

He hired one of the Bundy's as his trainer.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2015-01-07   21:45:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Lod (#7)

He should be glad that he didn't hire Loraina Bobbitt as a housekeeper.

Katniss  posted on  2015-01-07   21:54:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Katniss (#6)

Neo TryingtoWarnYou  posted on  2015-01-07   22:07:25 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Katniss (#8)

She would have needed some meat to work with...

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2015-01-07   22:14:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: christine (#0)

OK, So What Really Happened to Harry Reid?

He survived DAMN IT!!!

:P

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
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X-15  posted on  2015-01-07   23:29:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: christine (#0)

I keep wondering why it is that these elites suddenly show up with injuries out of the blue, and then I wonder sometimes if it isn't some kind of collective unconsciousness that manifests as some kind of vengeful poltergeist that beats on them.

Unfortunately it can't be true because if it were, these people would have become fountains of gouting blood spray like in the Evil Dead movies.

It is sad that hired goons just aren't as effective against the geriatric crowd these days. What they should have done, is hired one of those old folks home CNA's to do the job.

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2015-01-08   9:55:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: TommyTheMadArtist, All (#12)

Amusing comments on this thread. :)

christine  posted on  2015-01-08   15:56:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: christine (#0)

" What Really Happened to Harry Reid? "

His wife told him to "shut up", and he thought she said "stand up".

Stoner  posted on  2015-01-08   16:37:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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