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Title: The Closest I Ever Got to a Lesbian Experience
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Published: Jan 9, 2015
Author: Sierra Marlee
Post Date: 2015-01-09 16:06:23 by James Deffenbach
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#1. To: James Deffenbach (#0)
Gimme a call if you want to get closer than that.
Yeah, if I weren't happily married she could kiss me. I reckon I have always been a lesbian, ahaha.
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the bar, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup a draft beer. As he sat sipping his beer, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot? He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women... As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Just like me! Ain't it amazing?!?!?!
It's amazing revelation for many.
#6. To: Lod (#5)
The oddest part for me was learning that Ellen DeGeneres and I share very similar tastes in women. Anne Heche & Portia de Rossi ... yum yum yum.
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#3. To: James Deffenbach, lesbians at heart, 4 (#2)
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#5. To: James Deffenbach (#4)
Replies to Comment # 5. It's amazing revelation for many.
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