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Title: Robots on the Golf Course
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Published: Jan 16, 2015
Author: Some Genius
Post Date: 2015-01-16 09:39:32 by Lod
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Views: 135
Comments: 1

A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."

The man behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no problem, but all of our caddies are out on the course. But - we just received 8 brand new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it works, your round of golf is on me today.”

The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I think my driver will do the job."

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."

Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front of the hole on the green.

The golfer, delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his assistance. And this was the way the rest of the game went - The robot's suggestions were always correct and the man's entire game was the best game he had ever played.

A week passed, and excited, the golfer returned to the pro shop. Upon entering, he turned to the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to the man and said, "Well the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."

"COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck could've complained about those robots? They were incredible!"

The man sighed and said, "Well,it wasn't their performance. It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."

The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just paint them black?"

The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of them didn't show up for work, two applied for welfare, one robbed the pro shop, and the other one thinks he's the President!”

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#1. To: Lod (#0)

LOL !

Stoner  posted on  2015-01-16   23:35:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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