A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing: Husband: - My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : - What is her height?
Husband: - Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Sergeant: - Weight?
Husband: - Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: - Color of eyes?
Husband: - Never noticed. Blue, I think.
Sergeant : - Color of hair?
Husband: - Changes a couple times a year . ... . maybe reddish.
Sergeant: - What was she wearing?
Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: - What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: - She went in my truck.
Sergeant: - What kind of truck was it?
Husband: - Brand new 2014 Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio , 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package with gold hitch.
Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
The Sergeant took notes in detail. At this point the husband started tearing up.
Sergeant: - Don't worry.......We’ll find your truck.