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Title: My Wife is Missing
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Published: Jan 16, 2015
Author: staff
Post Date: 2015-01-16 23:01:21 by Horse
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Comments: 9

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing: Husband: - My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant : - What is her height?

Husband: - Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall.

Sergeant: - Weight?

Husband: - Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: - Color of eyes?

Husband: - Never noticed. Blue, I think.

Sergeant : - Color of hair?

Husband: - Changes a couple times a year . ... . maybe reddish.

Sergeant: - What was she wearing?

Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant: - What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: - She went in my truck.

Sergeant: - What kind of truck was it?

Husband: - Brand new 2014 Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio , 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package with gold hitch.

Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.

The Sergeant took notes in detail. At this point the husband started tearing up.

Sergeant: - Don't worry.......We’ll find your truck.

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#6. To: Horse (#0)

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, it's 'Pillsbury-All-purpose', isn't it?'

...And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.

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