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Resistance See other Resistance Articles Title: 12 Steps for America Obama is an incredibly cool guy who consistently tears the teleprompter a new one but the liberal ethos is based on theories and theories are expensive. Sure, it’s possible America is a racist hellhole and blacks are a few diversity dollars away from prosperity. I could posit that American colleges are experiencing a rape epidemic and okay, maybe it is true that alternative energy and public education would really thrive if they had another decade or two of money thrown at them. Unfortunately, we have to draw the line somewhere and I think $18 trillion is a pretty good place to start. 2016 needs to be about shrinking the government and to do that we need a Republican in the White House. My money is on Ted Cruz. What’s important is that the president says things such as, “We could say they spend like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors, because the sailors are spending their own money.” This isn’t a Kentucky Derby where we all wear funny hats and watch passively from the sidelines hoping our horse comes in. This is a demolition derby where we are in the car and we need to keep ramming the enemy until we’re the only car left. 1. COME TOGETHER The only thing that really matters now is that the administration is as far from the left as possible. The economy has been doing well as of late but that’s only because Congress tied Barack’s hands behind his back. The one thing libertarians, neocons, paleocons, Republicans, and the tea party have in common is they don’t want big government. Let’s focus on that. Donald Trump can run and so can Scott Walker and Romney and every non-liberal from New Mexico to Pennsylvania as long as they don’t ruin the other guy’s campaign. When there’s a clear winner, everyone from #2 down pours their voters into the winner’s pot. After the election, we can have libertarians fight with tea partiers about social security, paleocons fight with neocons about foreign policy, and Republicans fight with conservatives about culture. “The future of America belongs to the right and the future of the right is fiscally conservative but socially liberal. ” 2. GET BLACK VOTES If you watch left wing shows such as MSNBC’s Chris Hayes, you’ll notice they spend half the show discussing the minutiae of politics and how many seats this party has and who’s in the house etc. I find it just as boring as you do but in order to get someone in office who doesn’t want to do anything, we have to pretend to care about the office. This means fighting for votes, especially former write-offs such as young people, women, and blacks. ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith made this pipe dream a possibility recently when he said blacks should vote Republican because, “Black folks in America are telling one party, ‘We don’t give a damn about you.’ They’re telling the other party ‘You’ve got our vote.’ Therefore, you have labeled yourself ‘disenfranchised’ because one party knows they’ve got you under their thumb. The other party knows they’ll never get you and nobody comes to address your interest.” Make the same argument for young people and women and you’ve won the election. 3. DROP GAY MARRIAGE There is an argument to be made suggesting gay marriage is a ruse and that the agenda behind it sabotages American traditionalism by redefining our most sacred institution. So what? Gays getting married just to spite us is like a woman having sex with you to show you how disgusting you are. I’ll take it. Heterosexuals sullied marriage when baby boomers invented divorce in the 1980s and if someone wants to assimilate into our culture, we should do nothing but encourage them. Besides, pretending you’re for gay marriage is a great way to get young votes. They’ll all be divorced by 2017, anyway. 4. DROP THE DRUG WAR As with gay marriage, it doesn’t really matter how you feel about the war on drugs. The war is lost. We killed Escobar and created a vacuum that lead to massive cartel wars in Mexico and ultimately created an environment where Obama and Holder could enact Fast & Furious. The more you meddle the worse it gets. Nobody’s going to ask you to endorse hard drugs, but it pays to shrug your shoulders when asked about marijuana. It’s cool and as we saw with the coffee-colored Fonzarelli who bamboozled his way into the White House, cool = votes. 5. BE FUNNY Pets were recently OK’d for medical marijuana use. It was endless fodder for late night TV hosts and comedians. On all the conservative shows I saw discussing the topic, every one took it so seriously, you’d think you were watching Dog TV. Lighten up. If you can’t laugh at Scooby Doo getting baked, what can you laugh at? The left owns comedy, but things are changing. Liberals have become so completely absurd they’re virtually begging us to make fun of them. I’d argue Portlandia is the perfect example of right wing comedy. There isn’t a lefty trope they don’t attack. With Fox News giving Greg Gutfeld his own show and refusing to cancel Red Eye after he left, there is hope the right might learn not to be so serious about everything. 6. EMBRACE POP CULTURE Oh, you haven’t had a TV in ten years and you “Don’t miss it one bit”? Congratulations, Luddite. Like a smartphone and the computer you’re constantly watching videos on, television is a tool and it’s up to you how you use it. You can see a documentary about the architecture of The Vatican or you can watch the Mob Wives get into a fistfight. There are steak dinners and there’s bubble gum. It’s all delicious. To proudly ostracize yourself from American culture is to give up on the country as a whole. So stop bitching about Beyoncé and lascivious dances. You sound like a 1950s Christian having nightmares about “Elvis the Pelvis.” Before rap and violent video games we had the Parental Music Advisory and the Comics Code Authority trying to protect our kids from all the stuff they love. Youth culture is about danger and sex because that’s all they can handle at that age. Let them handle it and mind your own business. 7. LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE I’ve noticed the latent thread of ageism within the right that is little more than resentment for young upstarts who haven’t paid their dues. This is suicide because without young people, you die of old age. The shock surrounding congressman Aaron Schock’s behavior may have purported to be about spending but the real root of the outrage was his audacious lifestyle. We should be supporting cads like him. It’s called having balls. Steven Crowder is one of the bravest young voices of the right today. He doesn’t just talk about bloated unions; he confronts them until they get violent (many cons I know said they enjoyed seeing him get punched). The guy openly calls Mohammed a pedophile and his shows get millions of views but the top brass on the right totally ignores him. The same goes for Charles C. Johnson and James O’Keefe. Both these young upstarts consistently go out and get real scoops nobody else is getting. They do boots-on-the ground journalism in an era where reporting from both sides of the spectrum has been reduced to taking a taxi to work, blogging about tweets, and taking a taxi back home. These young conservatives are over race, drugs, and gays in a way the old fogies will never understand so give them some attention and let them convert more non-believers. 8. TALK LIKE A LIBERAL Mass immigration is really hard on blacks in California. They are getting priced out of the blue collar market and you can’t flip a burger today if you don’t speak Spanish. In fact, the only people benefitting from open borders today are the rich whites in both countries. See? I never insulted any Mexicans. If the left only understands injustice when it doesn’t involve white males, we can go that route. Feminism today is all about free sex for men and leaves women alone and childless with their pets at 40+ years of age. Abortion activists are ignoring the 50% of American women who are pro-life. About 80% of abortions are black and Hispanic. Gender-based abortions are around the corner and that can only hurt the female population. Does the pro-choice movement have something against women, girls, blacks, and Hispanics? 9. SHOW THEM THE NUMBERS The weakest link on the liberal chain is math. They didn’t take it in high school and since then have subsisted on platitudes such as, “We’re a nation of immigrants” and “Children are our greatest resource.” Explain to them that we have 15 million illegals in this country and spending about $10k per student per year hasn’t done a thing for their test scores. Liberals need to know the infinitesimally small number of innocent blacks killed by cops and that 93% of black murders are committed by other blacks. We keep letting myths like “Hands Up Don’t Shoot” gain traction because we think laying out the numbers is a waste of time. It isn’t. 10. PLAY DIRTY The high road is a loser’s route. Let’s get our hands dirty on the low road for a year or so. When libs bring up the Koch bros. come back with George Soros. He spent tens of millions of dollars promoting race wars. Democrats are the most funded politicians on Capitol Hill. When liberals say the NRA has too many lobbyists, point them to the teachers’ unions. We also need to be asking the same divisive questions Democrats ask Republicans. Let’s keep asking Elizabeth Warren about her fellow Native Americans and what she plans to do for other Cherokees like herself. Ask politicians how many genders there are or what moment life begins in the womb. When they dodge the question come back again until they choke on their own rhetoric. 11. SUPPORT ISRAEL What do we give them, $3.5 billion a year? That’s less than a tenth of what we spend fighting pot. No matter how you feel about “The Jews,” we need you to take a time-out for the next couple of years. We are currently in a religious war with Islam and they are completely surrounded. At the very least, concede that it’s a good strategic location to be allied with. Israelis are as responsible for “why they hate us” as gays and daughters who refuse arranged marriages. Cutting off Israel wouldn’t appease our enemies. It would empower them. 12. FIGHT To be anyone not 100% aboard the liberal dogma these days is to be 100% against it. A hippy rock band called Black Pussy recently canceled their show because left wing lunatics threatened to disrupt their show. Don’t these guys get that women like alpha males? They may pretend they like the betas they created but is there an MMA fighter in the country who isn’t drowning in pussy – of all colors? Young women today listen to gangster rap and wear hats that say “blunts” because they miss machismo. Let’s give it to them. Let’s become fighters again. I was heartbroken when I saw Paul Ryan allow Joe Biden to laugh and eye-roll his way through their debate. Ryan should have said, “What the hell is so funny?” or at least laughed back. Romney was pilloried for saying half the country doesn’t pay income tax. When confronted for saying this hate fact, he should have doubled down and yelled back, “They don’t!” I’m not saying you have to abandon American values. Abortion is still wrong and should never be off the table. This country is 73% Christian and was founded on Christian values we should never have abandoned. Illegal immigration is also a hill worth dying on. However, outside of those three biggies, the best way to win this election is to focus on small government. The future of America belongs to the right and the future of the right is fiscally conservative but socially liberal. Please share this article by using the link below. When you cut and paste an article, Taki's Magazine misses out on traffic, and our writers don't get paid for their work. Email editors@takimag.com to buy additional rights. http://takimag.com/article/12_steps_for_america_gavin_mcinnes/print#ixzz3V8Iu7U8s Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Ada (#0)
Support jew land??? They are the problem with what is going on in this world.
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