Some jihadists who have traveled to Syria to join ISIS have complained recently (according to a Radio Free Europe dispatch) that they cannot secure work as "martyrs" because of discrimination by incumbent fighters. One "pro- ISIS" cleric, speaking for Chechens, said they "are so fed up with the long waiting lists in Syria" that they head to Iraq, where the lists are shorter. Said one, Saudis controlling suicide rosters in the Syrian theater "won't let anyone in." Their "relatives go to the front of the line using (their connections)." http://[News.com.au (Sydney), 5-22- 2015] This is just one of thousands of fun/funny/ironic/grotesque real news items -- not satire -- at newoftheweird.com. Check it almost weekly to keep up with this essential chronicle of human realities!
Among the strange patterns it has noted through the years is that many spectacular killers have Wayne for a middle name (John Wayne Gacy, Elmer Wayne Henley etc.)