Of course there's an oriental-sounding woman on the other end of the Amazon help line. I'm sure she's deeply sympathetic to our plight. Don't forget, the feds hate the flag not only for (supposedly) representing white people and slavery, but the idea that people don't have to remain under a slave government if they choose. Secession sentiment is NOT the Beltway bastards' and bitches' main cup of tea!
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