And he has no idea how to properly stand at attention.
Funny as hell though.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Another liberal trait is crowding your space and shoving their חרא right in your face, so they can sue you for pushing them away. This is now a POLICE TECHNIQUE - - they stand right smack in your face and start yelling at you, deliberately trying to provoke you into moving (they'll call it fleeing) or pushing them away -- both serious offenses. I've seen one of you handle this with incredible aplomb/success.