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Title: Mule trading -- funny
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Published: Oct 1, 2015
Author: anonymous
Post Date: 2015-10-01 13:11:05 by NeoconsNailed
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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville, MS Daily and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night." Curtis & Leroy replied, Well, then just give us our money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule." The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?" Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Leroy said, "We sure can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!" A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked. "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?" They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do." Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998." The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Medicare and Social Security Programs.
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#1. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
Too Funny and true
Pretty good one.
Great!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
This is fake. It was an email that was circulating a few years ago. I ran it through scopes.com and they said there wasn't a Piggly Wiggly in Starksville, Mississippi. U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
I guess Happ should have checked this obvious fable with snopes, not scopes.com -- LOL
U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY
#2. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
#3. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
#4. To: NeoconsNailed (#0)
#5. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#4)
The fact is, there is no StarkSville MS, however in Starkville, you'll find -
#6. To: Lod (#5)
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#7. To: NeoconsNailed (#6)
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