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Title: FOR NEO AND LOD, DON'T CALL 9-1-1
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Published: Oct 9, 2015
Author: arbroath
Post Date: 2015-10-09 20:08:44 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
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Views: 182
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Man Calls 911 Because His Girlfriend Wouldn’t “Give Him Any Ass”

by BigFurHat • 10 Comments

Did he expect 911 to provide him with emergency ass?

NDTWA- When an officer responded to his Spartanburg, South Carolina residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.”

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#1. To: neoconsnailed, lod (#0)

Man arrested after calling police 'to complain girlfriend would not have sex with him'

A South Carolina man called 911 early on Tuesday morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him, according to an arrest report.

When an officer responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff, would not give him any ass.”

Woodruff told police that Doggett had been drinking all day and “didn’t know where he was at.” She added that Doggett got into bed and wanted to have sex, but “she had her grandchild with her.”

So, Woodruff noted, Doggett "got up and then dialed 911."

Doggett, who was outside the residence drinking an alcoholic beverage when police arrived, was arrested for public intoxication and booked into the county jail.

Doggett has not been cited for misusing the 911 system, according to jail records.

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM posted on 2015-10-09 20:09:26 ET (2 images) Reply Trace Private Reply

#2. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#1)

Yeah, the cops are so unreasonable around here :-]

NeoconsNailed posted on 2015-10-09 20:10:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

#3. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#0)

Thanks, I saw this on FR yesterday and thought it too lame to post here.

(No pussy, no peace)

Even worse than calling 911 when your Whopper is not made to order.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2015-10-09 20:12:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

#4. To: Lod (#3)

Imagine FR without J.R.

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM posted on 2015-10-09 20:38:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

#5. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#4)

Nice!

Lod posted on 2015-10-09 20:40:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

#6. To: Lod, neoconsnailed (#5)

Pastor tells women to strip naked, smacked their bottoms to cast out demons

A church minister ordered grown women to strip naked and spanked them to cast out evil spirits, a court heard yesterday.

Howard Curtis, 72, used the Bible to justify spanking the vulnerable women on their bare bottoms to satisfy his own sexual desires.

The former senior minister of the Coulsdon Christian Fellowship, south London, allegedly ran a “cult” where grown women were persuaded to strip naked so he could spank them over his knee for his own pleasure.

His abuse of their trust continued as he moved “from one woman to another” and his confidence grew, Croydon Crown Court heard.Married Curtis and his “inner circle” used “unorthodox” teachings to instill discipline and drive out evil spirits in both women and children who had come to him for help, it is said.

Curtis, who left his role as a senior minister at the independent Baptist church in June 2013, is faces 12 charges involving seven victims.

The former leader of the church, a role he left in May 2012, is charged with five counts of cruelty to children under 16 years of age, two counts of indecent assault, and four of sexual assault.

Additionally he faces one count of assault by penetration, while the offences are said to have occurred between January 1969 and July 2013.

Jane Osborne, prosecuting, said: “Howard Curtis was the pastor of a religious body, or organisation, called the Coulson Christian Fellowship, and had been in that position for some time.

“The church had a small congregation that followed him. In more recent years he had become more independent of any religious body, and was the church was effectively run by him.

“It was run and administered on a full-time basis by the defendant, his wife Marilyn, as well as his inner circle – part of a close-knit structure.

“In reality he ran this organisation much more like a cult within a church.”

Ms Osborne continued: “The background to this case focusses around this defendant, the church he was involved in and the people who attended that church over the years.

“This case is in very broad terms about the abuse by this defendant of the trust placed in him by vulnerable people who attended his church.

“It is also about the abuse of women and children – in the case of the women, abuse that was for his own pleasure.

“What you are going to hear is how a number of grown women, already vulnerable when they came to his church from domestic and sexual abuse, financial desperation and depression, came to the defendant for help.

“But when they did so they were taken advantage of by him. When each of those women sought his help, he offered it to them.

“He suggested he would be able to counsel them and they believed he was an experienced and seasoned counsellor.
“What in fact took place was an abuse of the trust they had placed in him.

“He would spank them over their bare bottoms, getting them to strip naked during the counselling under the guise of helping them get over their former abuse.”

Jurors heard Curtis would also smack children in his congregation excessively, “but not in a way to warn or chastise them.

“He would put them over his knee and hit them hard until they cried and, in some cases, marks appeared, in what the Crown would say amounted to cruelty”, Ms Osborne continued.

“His teachings were unorthodox: there would be Bible studies led by him and he would interpret the wording of the studies to suit his own purposes.

“He would conduct something known as ‘deliverance ministry’, said to be casting out evil spirits from a person, and he would tell people that discipline needed to be administered to people, in particular to women.

“This would be done by striking flesh with a bare hand.

“It was from those teachings that he used to subject those women who had come forward for help to his abuse.

“The defendant effectively moved from one person to the other, taking advantage of them for his own pleasure.

“His confidence and level of abuse grew as he discovered these women were unlikely to complain about what he did.”

The court was told Curtis also had a “vision, a message from God” that he would establish a church with 1,000 members in Cane Hill psychiatric hospital in Coulsdon, south London.

Hard-of-hearing Curtis, wore a dark suit and grey tie today and was aided by a pair of headphones, while he was supported by his wife who sat in the public gallery.

Curtis, of Wallington, south London, denies all charges.
The trial continues.

The Telegraph

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM posted on 2015-10-09 20:42:22 ET (3 images) Reply Trace Private Reply

#7. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#6)

Jesus wept.

Lod posted on 2015-10-09 20:46:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

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