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Miscellaneous See other Miscellaneous Articles Title: MY REPLY TO A YOU TUBE POSTER ( I COULDN'T RESIST) scaffino57 wrote: "The US is my yard and if a 'squatch (BIGFOOT_dawg) tries to kill my dog there will be a pile of them.. If I want to go hunting I am coming back and there will be a pile of them." Poster Comment: HOUNDDAWG 1 second ago +scaffino57 Or, IF YOU SURVIVE you may live your life as a tripod with your rifle protruding from your ass. Ol' Mr. Stinky is faster than any critter you've ever encountered and can very likely soak up a lot of firepower before succumbing to DE-sanguination. So, unless you can hit the CNS (brain or spine) or the heart on a moving target that may brain you with a rock while blue streaking into your personal space, (something that even the most experienced dangerous game hunters have never faced) all without his or her immense size, blood curdling screams and unholy smell causing your adrenalin nerves to bungle your timing and your aim, you may want to hold off on the self presented MACHO SUMBITCH AWARD until you've got the second or maybe the third hide nailed to your barn door. Your love for your dog is well understood, but a more realistic vow would be the fervent hope and willingness to sacrifice your safety to miraculously save your companion. The promise to deliver a superhuman performance with such a high level of confidence is implausible and unrealistic. Even though some mommies have lifted trucks off of their trapped kids, it would be delusional and probably disappointing to promise YOU TUBERS in advance to lift a rail car off of your beloved pooch. (a feat equal to a pile of single-handedly harvested bigfoot) Those who hunt bear and boar with dogs know that the game animals will sometimes kill dogs. Those who want to protect their dogs during scratch & sniff nature hikes in the woods should leash the animals. (many dogs will instinctively attack or at least investigate even when their death is likely, and Bigfoot will not tolerate dogs trying to worry them, and they can kill the biggest dogs with frightening ease) As Jeff Cooper once said, "If a man has any fighting to do he ought to do it himself." And, here's another thought: If a Bigfoot decides to steal your woman and make her his new heffa, you might wanna let him. Your chances of finding another ho will be greatly improved if you live to tell your story to others. Just remember that when the new main squeeze says, "He's been through so much and he's my man and I love him!,", she really means, "I never intend to work again!" Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
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