Brace Yourself for Brand New Star Wars: The Force Awakens Footage
A C-3PO mystery is solved.
By Matt Miller
Nov 13, 2015 @ 10:03 AM
Star Wars Entertainment
You probably thought that after the final trailer, after the international trailer, after those lame 7-11 cup posters, and after the first TV spot we were done with all things Star Wars: The Force Awakens until December 18. Well, guess what nerds, you were wrong–so totally and completely wrong. We have literally tens of seconds of more Star Wars: The Force Awakens footage in this new TV spot.
We see Han Solo hand Rey a blaster and say, "You might need this." She totally might need that! We also see John Boyega's Finn locked in a lightsaber battle with ... a Storm Trooper? Plus Finn and Rey's glorious introductions. And is that the character formerly known as Princess Leia standing at some sort of battle strategy map? We have no goddamn clue, but take a look to her right. There's C-3PO with one red arm. This might be the key to the whole movie. Did he donate his robotic arm to Luke Skywalker who has lost yet-another limb? New working fan theory: Luke Skywalker has been in the trailers, but he's more C-3PO parts than man now. We'll find out when the movie finally comes out next month. Or when the next TV spot is released. Whatever. Also, still, "This film is not yet rated."
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